Singular Plural Joke

Why did English teacher slap Sandy?

Because Sandy asked her: Why is Bra is singular when it covers 2

And

Panties plural when it covers only one?

Interview Joke

In USA:

Interview 4 New Admission in School.


Teacher: Who is your Dad?

His Mom: Please ask simple questions!

Devil Joke

Angel Said: I can't be everywhere to help you...
So I Created MOTHER...

Devil Said: Me too can't be everywhere...
So I Created MOTHER-IN-LAW.

Judge in a village Joke

A judge in a village court had gone on vacation. Nasrudin was asked to be temporary judge for a day. Nasrudin sat on the Judge's chair with a serious face, gazing around the public and ordered the first case be brought-up for hearing.
"You are right," said Nasrudin after hearing one side.

"You are right," he said after hearing the other side.

"But both cannot be right," said a member of public sitting in the audience.

"You are right, too" said Nasrudin.

Accentuate the positive.
Sympathy is as important to a judge as judgment.
Don't be afraid to look beyond both sides of an argument.
If you can only see two sides of an argument you are missing something.
To forgive is divine
Even judges can be fools
Conversely, even fools can be judges.
Everybody is right, in their own respective ways.
Justice is not always just.
The person who says that you are 'right' might be wrong.
You only ever believe yourself, and your own point of view.
There is no real truth, or even reality.
"All Faith is false, all Faith is true: Truth is the shattered mirror strown \ In myriad bits; while each believes his little bit the whole to own." -- Sir Richard Francis Burton
Everyone is right in their own way. If everyone know this, then the world would be much better place to live.